Author Info:US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 – 1910)
Quote:It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.

Author Info:US Humorist (1818 – 1885)
Quote:There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them.

Author Info:US humorist & showman (1879 – 1935)
Quote:The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

Author Info:British humor writer (1859 – 1927)
Quote:I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.